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FaceTrap™

The innovation nobody asked for—but you totally deserve.

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SpikeTok Detox™

 

Because You Can’t Stop Touching It

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FaceTrap™

The innovation nobody asked for—but you totally deserve.

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FVCK YOUR BRAND The only brand worth identifying with… 

Overpriced and made in China, just like everything else.

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FVCK YOUR BRAND – The Ultimate Non-Brand Brand

You hate brands? Good. So do we. That’s why we created the perfect brand for people who refuse to identify with brands—which, ironically, makes us the only brand you should identify with. See the paradox? Exactly.

FVCK YOUR BRAND is a loud, overpriced, drop-shipped middle finger to corporate hype, luxury flexing, and the illusion of individuality. Because if you’re gonna spend money on clothes, might as well do it ironically.

💀 Wear the non-brand brand. Make a statement. Or don’t. We don’t care. 💀

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Changing the Way the World Wastes Money on Merch.

Because Normal Was Never Working Anyway.

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